Wow!
Well, between being called a "Zitfaced Airhead", "Nob Munching Dicklips", a "hog humping doormat", a "Heinous Dumbfuck" and a "Hypocritical Assrag", I'm mildly entertained....WHat else can I get...
Oh My. Apparently I'm a "poopi shit"
Might I suggest "Horse Gobbeling" aswell as "Otter toothed" and "Facially disfigured" for adjectives.
For nouns, "Monkey toucher", "Retired Lamp Salesman" and "urinal cake"